Well, I saw the thing
A pointin’ out to the sky
It had a eight long poles
And came to focus real high
I commenced to shakin’
And I said “oohwee
It looks like Phil’s Purple
Photon Eater to me”

Say hello to Wild Thing. Phil Townsend is ready to rock the universe with his amazing new telescope. SDM068 is a stunning 28″ f/3.3 monster complete with every conceivable extra including multiple mirror cooling fans, remote collimation and all dressed in regal gold and purple livery.

This instant classic is set to devour the night sky!